Now now...we are entering into totally unchartered waters over here....from hardcore economics, finance, administration, politics, and governance to bollywood and entertainment. But then what to do, we had the misfortune of watching this movie by Shri. Sooraj Barjatiya since we had no other better thing to do on a Diwali/New Year combo holiday. We went inside the hallowed halls with an expectation to spend some quality time watching a movie and set our mental burdens aside, immerse in the movie and forget our personal problems (of course, everybody goes to the movie for more or less the same purpose only!). We did come out of our problems because we had a bigger problem in our hand in the form of the never-ending movie with more songs than there are stars in the Milky Way and the worst of all - the actors are singing songs for literally no rhyme or reason.
The dresses worn by near about all the characters were as if they were designed by imprinting the colorful frogs, snakes, and butterflies from the Amazon rain forests - they were bright and colorful of course but then in the real world, who wears such clothes on a routine basis. Oh yeah! You may argue that Mr. Barjatiya was trying to portray a royal family but then the portrayal was not up to the mark because even royals don't do theatrics and circus as he has shown in the movie.
And the worst part was that the movie lacked any logical sense even in the terms of "movie logic" like hero jumping 20 feet without assistance, sidekicks or gundaas of villains getting flat with one punch while the main villain not even getting a scratch even after multiple punches & kicks by the hero, et al. In this movie, at the end, in one scene the villain was punched out by the first Salman Khan and in the next scene itself the villain miraculously appears on top of the dome-shaped mansion (which is supposed to be made of glass!) and falls to his death (he he he...that was the best comic scene in the movie and you can get at least 10% paisa vasool for that!). In another scene, the step-sister of "another" Salmaan Khan just tears off the "original" land documents handed over by him to show her love and affection towards him! Great Job Jerko!!
And the worst of the worst part was the lady Sonam Kappoor who could not control herself from singing every now and then to express her "feelings" and depress our feelings.
Finally - just one advise - if at all you want to go and watch this nearly 4-hour-long torture, better take some aspirin pills for headache, Combiflam for body ache since your body will get nearly numb by sitting for such a long time, and if it is possible (but we highly recommend this!), then take an inflatable bed so that in case you can't tolerate it more, you can at least sleep in the air conditioned hall.
We do appreciate Shri. Sooraj Barjatiya's timing of release of the movie since he knows that the entire Bharat will be sitting with no better business to do than watching his movie with their families. Plus there will be no newspapers on Friday (due to Diwali holidays) to show his movie's review, which is the prime reason why we are putting our review just to warn our country's citizens. We highly recommend this movie to our Police forces like CBI, NSA, etc. for torturing the hard-core terrorists. Believe us - it WILL work - and if you don't believe us - then go for yourself and watch the movie but please know that you have been warned!
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