Monday, 23 November 2015

An open letter to the would-be wife of an Ethmotican by another Ethmotican

Dear Madam,

First of all we would like to congratulate you in advance and wish you a very happy and adventurous married life ahead.  Yes - it will be happy + adventurous since you have made the choice of getting married to one of the founding fathers of Ethmos (please don't kill him for becoming a father before marriage!).

We don't know how much you really know or understand him.  But let us tell you one thing that you are one of the rarest of the rare, fewest of the few on Earth who has had the opportunity to meet and marry a person in whose mind the ideas of Ethmos grew, who coined the name Ethmos, whose is one of the most knowledgeable and intelligent persons that we have ever known and yet so humble and gentle that he even treats his many mentally-retarded seniors with utmost respect.  We know that he may be rash or maverick at times, especially while talking, but then if you appreciate, that is the mark of a true genius who does not want to compromise on quality and character and again if you appreciate this, character is something very very rare a commodity nowadays since God has also started reducing that quantity drastically in the humans which are manufactured these days.

So what is that a man of character has different?  A man of character will care for you although he may or may not show it in front of you, but he will care for you nonetheless; he will never lie to you or cheat you and will always make sure that you are given the utmost priority in his life after his work.  And when we talk about work - please don't feel bad when he is too busy working because if you understand it, please understand that whatever he is working is first for both of you and your family and second for making this world a better place to live in.  There is a higher mission to Ethmos that was his idea and brainchild - to make Ethmos a think-tank rather than a dry consulting service - a think-tank which gives opinions and reports on virtually everything of importance going on around in our country and the world - It was HE who brought the paradigm change to Ethmos and made Ethmos as it is today and We will always be indebted to him to this for our lives.  In layman terms, he created what is to Finance & Economy as Google is to internet and Microsoft/IBM/Intel is to software.  If that is a small feat, then really sorry to waste your time!

We also want to caution you that he may get bouts of serious "thinking mania" wherein a person is so deeply engrossed in thought processes that he may miss to do routine things like keeping newspapers in place, properly keep dresses in the cupboard, keep plates and glasses correctly on the dining/kitchen table, and many "important chores" that "regular and normal" people do.  But since an Ethmotican is no normal being in the sense of being "normal", please do not expect this from him.

And finally we would like to assure you and guarantee you just one thing and we are sure that even if you do not believe us now, you will agree with us 5 years from now, that you are marrying one of the best and most gentleman to have ever walked on this planet and that he will keep you happy and fulfill all your ambitions in more than enough and sufficient ways that you can ever imagine of in your dreams.  We guarantee you that you will be getting to see and enjoy many places (inland as well as foreign - and that will be through Ethmos and not through his present job!), dine in some of the best restaurants around the world, get the best in the world in anything you can think of, and what not and whatever you can ever imagine of.  We grandly welcome you to the Ethmos family and wish that your addition will further take us to the new horizons of success and you find your best partner in our maverick friend who has proved time and again that he is what you get when you try to put life into the Kohinoor diamond.

Happy Ethmos to you!

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